Caesar Cheesecake by Orbitz

Premeditated pie crust
1 cup of Caesar
1 1/2 cup Brutus
1 1/2 cup Caius
1 1/2 cup Cassius
1/4 cup of drama filled Portia
2 tbs Lucius
3 packets of P.P.P. (Pride, Power, Persuasion)
Pinch of anxiety
1 tsp of worry
3 yolks of motivation
2 tsp of wisdom
Pinch of spiced fear

Preheat the oven of conflict to 375 F. Then cook premeditated pie crust for about ten minutes. While it's cooking, place one cup of Caeser and a pinch of spiced fear in the bowl of Rome. Make a plan to blend in Brutus with a pinch of anxiety, Caius with wisdom, and Cassius with some Lucius. Blend in three packets of P.P.P. until the batter is fully mixed. Next, beat three yolks of motivation. Then cut the Portia and add some drama juice to the mixture, along with worry.
Add the batter to the premeditated crust and let it cook for 25-30 minutes. Let it sit and cool in the refrigerator of doom.
(Makes 12 slices of crime or 12 cups of ridicule if using cupcake pan)